March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Assassins Creed 3 news! →
STOP. JUST STOP THIS MADNESS
That awkward moment when you're so in love with a...
tinydragongina:
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Friend: I hope you're happy.
Me: I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this, I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, MY FRIEND! SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK INTO THE WESTERN SKY AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY, EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY AND IF I'M FLYING SOLO AT LEAST I'M FLYING FREE TO THOSE WHO'D GROUND ME TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM ME TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYING GRAVITY, I'M FLYING HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY, AND SOON I'LL MATCH THEM IN RENOWN, AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS, IS EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN! BRING ME DOWN! AW WAH WAH WAH WAH-AAAAAAAAH!
Friend:
Me: What.
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Watchmissatralissa:
russian-tupperware:
One of Disney’s greatest love stories told in less than 5 minutes and without words.
Ugly sobbing. Every time.
Watchpinkdew:
maidofhomestuck:
flightless-fox:
forcinglaughterrr-fakingsmiles:
grateful-dead:
i was not expecting that holy shit i just pissed myself this is GOLD
Peeing my pants
Peeing
saw this before..dYING STILL
Oh dear god I was NOT EXPECTIG THIS I CAN’T BREATHE THIS IS TOO MUCH
I just peed myself. Best edit EVER.
February 2012
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nuggetsandpizza:
thenextdragonborn:
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Using Moriarty's logic
acumberbitchinbelgravia:
Middle Earth is real
Hogwarts is real
There is a Goblin King who wears pants that are way too tight and sings awesome songs
Zombies are real
Elves and fairies exist
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ontologicallyimprobable:
naomithenerd:
ontologicallyimprobable:
naomithenerd replied to your post: I’m dumb. I’m dumb. I’m dumb. I’m literally the…
JOIN THE CLUB. *headbutts laptop*
Stupid people, UNITE!
We could probably demolish some really soft walls or something. You know. With our headbutt-ing.
Damn straight. Lets make t-shirts. Headbutters-R-Us
I could wear it under all my...
stfabray:
fleur-morte:
being emotionally attached to someone you’ve never met
#being emotionally attached to someone who doesn’t exist
SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT! GET THE BORAX
