January 2012
Dragon Age: Come on, baby. It's been a while. Let's go for a quick tussle.
Me: Be quiet, I'm busy.
Assassin's Creed: Yeah, Dragon Age. Shut up. She's playing with me.
Call of Duty: Besides, she'll be playing me next.
Dragon Age: No one's talking to you Call of Duty. You don't even have character interactions like I do, what are you doing here?
Call of Duty: I have the ability to talk to *real* people. Can you do that? I didn't think so.
Skyrim: Guys, she can play me *forever*. How many of you can say that?
Batman: I'm new here. What's the big problem? She's already played me extensively.
Dragon Age: Shut up! All of you! She loves me and only me!
Wii: Can someone tell me what it's like to be played? I have three inches of dust on me. I just... I just want to remember what it feels like.
Sims: It feels great! Especially when she rubs those sliders left and right, or when she customizes a counter top. Ooh, yeah.
Homework: It's really dark in this bookbag.
That awkward moment when you've watched so many...
twin-with-the-mockingjay-pin:
but-there-arent-any-ducks:
… And you’re American.
truth.
Them: So what did you do this last year
Me: Oh you know. Just stuff.
Them: What kind of stuff?
Me: Watched countless hours of television, fangirled over British shows, cried over Doctor who, spent a lot of my time shipping Sherlock and John, screamed Moffat's name pointlessly to the sky, and spent nearly all of my free time on tumblr.
Them: ...
Them: So I'm guessing your new years resolution is to stop all that.
Me:
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me: Why the hell would I want to do that.
cyruspotnoodle:
inlovewithfictionalcharacters:
Tonight
Tomorrow
For the rest of the three weeks
After that
Series 3 airing in 2057
Sherlock fandom to their sanity tomorrow,
televisionismypatronus:
December 2011
Reblog if you have ever felt personally victimised...
karenandthababes:
When I meet someone that I want to be friends...
3 tags
I would go to bed IF I hadn’t just finished Supernatural season 3, and IF I wasn’t completely heartbroken over Deans death. I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN IF I HAVE TO.
Reading the comments on The Hobbit trailer is...
gotinarowwithamachine:
iamsexy:
Here and Back Again? Essentially, standing still.
omg yeah such a lotr rip off
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK TO THE LONELY MOUNTAIN
In his mother’s ovaries and his father’s testicles
In victorian London
NO SHIT
DIE
Yes, it’s a sequel where Bilbo has inexplicably grown younger, Gandalf has decided to rock the grey robes again and Frodo has shot...
fbht:
on the internet we can make fun of the amish as much as we want
theyll never know
How I see non-British Sherlock fans...
NBSF: Do you know what happens that morning, Sherlock, to you?
Sherlock: Oh, let me guess, I'll be downloaded.
NBSF: Download you? Um, no. Don't be obvious I mean, I'm gonna download you anyway, in the afternoon. I don't want to rush it though. I'm saving it for something special! No no no no no... I'll view you. I will view... the livestream of you.
Sherlock: I've been reliably informed that you won't find one.
NBSF: Oh, but we both know that's not quite true.
I wrote a poem for Andrew Scott
psychopathsgetbored:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m going to punch you in the nuts
